Friday, January 16, 2009

the perks of having a non-native english speaking parent.

i strolled into my living room to find my mom watching a show on the ever compelling lifetime network that featured a very blonde, very white trash woman discussing how she needed a manicure. and another woman wearing a very age-inappropriate, too-short denim skirt, who upon walking into the house sarcastically offered the fat man on the couch another beer.

me: what is this?
mom: wife swamp.

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