there's always gonna be another mountain.

i cry about almost anything that be can be considered as remotely touching. it's embarrassing and i think somewhat unexpected because i tend to be such an asshole. i am an asshole with heart, okay.

while i am not necessarily ashamed of my emotionality, i am certainly not proud. i have recently reached a new low, which consists of getting teary-eyed every time i hear "the climb" by miley cyrus. needless to say, i hate myself.

on another note, the lonely island is not funny. i saw "jizz in my pants" when it premiered, and was not really that amused, except for the justin timberlake cameo. a few days ago, i finally got tired of not understanding why everyone was "ON A BOAT," (after months, seriously) so i watched that video too. the only time i cracked a smile is when andy samberg used the term "flippy-floppies." this could simply be attributed to the fact that he is an adorable jew, and i would definitely hit it.

also not funny: "like a boss."

clearly, i am too refined for this type of humor.




(haha.)