Thursday, September 25, 2008

my anaconda don't want none.

so, i read the book of laughter and forgetting, which is by milan kundera. and in one of the stories he talks about how people are becoming more and more inclined to think of themselves as writers because "everyone has trouble accepting the fact that he will disappear unheard of and unnoticed in an indifferent universe, and everyone wants to make himself into a universe of words before it's too late. once the writer in every individual comes to life (and that time is not far off), we are in for an age of universal deafness and lack of understanding."

he was obviously foreshadowing the blogging phenomenon. after reading that little quote i began to feel even more vain about rambling on the internet than i had to begin with. that and the idea of milan kundera being pissed off in the afterlife, partially on my account, kept me far away from this shit.

but i don't really think that anybody is paying attention, and i bought a real journal for my ~feelings~, which i think will prevent me from composing unnecessary diatribes about my dissatisfaction with life and posting them on the internet.

enough with the justifications, i just really want to comment on this:



kim kardashian is one hot bitch, whose claim to fame is her gravity-defying ass. honestly, it is mindblowing. she also had that sex tape with ray j (aka brandy's brother), but it was so much more boring than it should have been, so i don't even really want to acknowledge it. in recent interviews, little kimmie (that's what i call her) has said that she is tired of people constantly making remarks about her ass, which is totally understandable.

SO WHY WOULD YOU GO ONTO THE SHITFEST KNOWN AS DANCING WITH THE STARS AND PERFORM TO "BABY GOT BACK?"

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